The Next Valentino Rossi will be from Malaysia

After having one of the tallest buildings in the world, having a smart tunnel that was showcased in National Geography, sending a Dr./Model who went to space and thinks he will find a cure for cancer, WHAT ELSE CAN’T WE ACHIEVE?

Well, our country’s next big plan is to train the next Valentino Rossi, the Moto GP world champion. (Source: http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/5/1/nation/21113632&sec=nation)

Yes, you heard it right. This is our country’s next big plan. Apparently, given that Mat Rempit’s “mothers and wives” will be worried by their driving, Kelantan Menteri Besar Datuk Nik Aziz Nik Mat is planning to build a special track whereby these Mat Rempit can “Show off” their skills.

I really would like to congratulate the Kelantan government for being so considerate to the Malaysian citizens. So what’s next? Given that Chow Kit has so many prostitutes and wives and mother of the “regular customers” will be worried of their health and safety, maybe the government should build the biggest free brothel in Malaysia so that these people can show off their skills as well. How about building a club that provide free drugs so that drug addicts can show off how many pills they can pop at one shot?
As long as we legalize all the illegal activities, I am sure Malaysia will have one of the lowest crime rate in the world. Who knows, we can be showcased in Discovery???